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3 pounds in two months, not what I would call "knocking off the weight". Here come the fat guy's dreaded time of year. An abundance of food, football, and cold weather. Peanut brittle mixed with a turkey sandwich while watching the Bears kick butt, sounds pretty nice, right. No, I dread it! I will love every euphoric minute, but I am going to gain weight unless I find some preventive measures. There is no shortage of helpful tips. Eat a spoonful of fiber mix, yeah if I want to throw up. There is also drinking a lot of water before hand. I am not sure if this is to take up space in my stomach or to burn calories from numerous trips to the restroom, but I not going for it.
What I really need is some help. I will let you know how it goes. I am going to be at the in-laws to be. Which is worse. They have an unlimited amount of food and liquor. Not good.
I am also going to visit some of my customers in the Michigan area. I am not looking forward to this, but I did get a company car for the week. Nice. The weather in Michigan is really great this time of year. It's cold, but not freezing. It's perfect "having intimate relations with your daughter in her parent's hot tub" weather. I am definitely looking forward to that.
I am kind of rambling now, I am the only one at work on a Friday afternoon. It's not too motivating. I started to go through people's blogs. Once again, very interesting. I do lead quite the boring life compared to these people. It does lead me to the fact that I don't do anything anymore, nothing. I used to be quite the partier, but now I spend the evenings negotiating with CC to see what show we are going to watch. What the hell? I used to not even watch shows, but now I could tell you a complete schedule for any night of the week. LOSER! I feel like my main problem is I have no great passion. I am quite contempt to eat dinner and watch TV. I do go out on the weekends, so I am not a complete homebody, but by Zeus' beard, do I have to stay home every night. I am currently trying to create a poker night or a Texas Hold 'Em tourney, but my friends are just as boring as I am. Speaking of friends, if my friend's don't start dating some girls or the married wifes don't stop sucking, then I am going to be spending a lot of time with CC's friends; talking about NPR and defending Bush all the time. Trust me, that ain't pretty. Especially after a few glasses of bourbon.
Okay, that's all I got for you. I am going to leave work.
What I really need is some help. I will let you know how it goes. I am going to be at the in-laws to be. Which is worse. They have an unlimited amount of food and liquor. Not good.
I am also going to visit some of my customers in the Michigan area. I am not looking forward to this, but I did get a company car for the week. Nice. The weather in Michigan is really great this time of year. It's cold, but not freezing. It's perfect "having intimate relations with your daughter in her parent's hot tub" weather. I am definitely looking forward to that.
I am kind of rambling now, I am the only one at work on a Friday afternoon. It's not too motivating. I started to go through people's blogs. Once again, very interesting. I do lead quite the boring life compared to these people. It does lead me to the fact that I don't do anything anymore, nothing. I used to be quite the partier, but now I spend the evenings negotiating with CC to see what show we are going to watch. What the hell? I used to not even watch shows, but now I could tell you a complete schedule for any night of the week. LOSER! I feel like my main problem is I have no great passion. I am quite contempt to eat dinner and watch TV. I do go out on the weekends, so I am not a complete homebody, but by Zeus' beard, do I have to stay home every night. I am currently trying to create a poker night or a Texas Hold 'Em tourney, but my friends are just as boring as I am. Speaking of friends, if my friend's don't start dating some girls or the married wifes don't stop sucking, then I am going to be spending a lot of time with CC's friends; talking about NPR and defending Bush all the time. Trust me, that ain't pretty. Especially after a few glasses of bourbon.
Okay, that's all I got for you. I am going to leave work.
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